I am sixteen years old… I believe it is my right, as a teenager, to produce teenage-appropriate work… Thusly I will not strive to keep my site at a PG-level. I will, however, strive to keep it PG-13 at worst.

That, however, is the least of our worries, I fear. I would like it to be made clear that what I write is merely that: my writings. What I think and believe does not and should not have any bearing on your beliefs. I do not intend nor mean to insult anyone’s thoughts, beliefs, or religions with this pad I have obtained, but I’ve known myself to do that sometimes accidentally, and if I do manage to offend you, I will quote my father and simply ask you to stop it. Offense is not intended. There is none to be taken. Any offense you take is offense you have conjured yourself and therefore not my problem (la la la…). I do hope nothing I write will upset my readers.

Also, anything that is written in my Stories categories is the work of fiction. It is stuff I have come up with, put together in wacky ways, and decided to write a story about. Or heck, it might not be a story, it might just be a couple of paragraphs of my flexing my wrist muscles. I will not guarantee that any “fictional” writing is my creation and mine alone, nor do I necessarily wish to state that those characters, events, and places portrayed are not meant to resemble actual people, places, and events. They might. They might very well. But I will say that if I’m writing about something of yours, it’s because I like it and/or it seems to be good writing material. If you do have a problem with me writing about it, drop me a comment and ask me to avoid such subjects. I’ll gladly drop them.

That’s all… I hope. Enjoy your reading!